Dollar Shave Club - Care Package For My Butt

I wrote about Dollar Shave Club  a little while ago when I got my first order of razors and blades at the start of my "fancy shaving journey". As it turned out I wasn't good at shaving, and lots of cuts ensued. I stuck with it though and I'm not a bit more formidable with a razor blade. I've been a customer for about 8 months now, since last June.

At the end of that "review" I posted that I would try out their new product, the One Wipe Charlies. I never did write about it after I got my first batch, but suffice it to say that they were...soothing.

Out of the blue yesterday I received a package at work. It was from Dollar Shave Club, was the largest package I'd ever received from them. Immediately I thought, "crap, did I drunk order something from DSC? Am I about to get 20 bottles of shaving butter?". It turns out that wasn't the case. This was a PSA package. The letter in the package read:

"Last year we launched One Wipe Charlies, the amazing-and tingle-butt wipe for men...but Dollar Shave Club cares about your butt inside and out, so this month, for National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, we're sponsoring the Colon Cancer Alliance."

And what was inside this mystery butt package? A crossword book, a Sade Cd, a package of One Wipe Charlies, a scented candle, and some matches.  Dollar Shave Club wants me to poop in style.

The Dollar Shave Club Stylin' Poop Box

A CD, crosswords, butt wipes, candle and some matches.

 I thought about how weird this was for a while, but then I realized that it actually made perfect sense. Dollar Shave Club wants everyone to get their colons checked out and screened. They state,

"We're using our platform to raise awareness about the importance of getting a colonoscopy because Colon Cancer is 90% curable when found early."

As someone who has cancer running in the family, I think this is a pretty noble endeavor. Many folks think that getting a colonoscopy is pretty shitty, and they're right. I've had one, and I almost called this blog post: Colon Cancer: Give a Shit. It was quite a sobering experience, going to the pharmacy and picking up the pre-colonoscopy medicine, and having the pharmacists tell me, "Buy wet-wipes, you'll need them". Indeed I did, but after my colonoscopy it turned out that I was OK. Which is good, but a lot of men and women aren't.

Having this care-package during my colonoscopy times would have made the entire experience a lot more pleasant, or at least, as pleasant as it could have been. Butt health is important, so make sure that you get checked out, and if you do need to get a colonoscopy, buy wet-wipes. I recommend the One Wipe Charlies, they leave you minty fresh, and leave you feeling like you're in butt nirvana.

By your powers combined...butt nirvana!

Dollar Shave Club - The Truth Comes Out

And the truth is, I'm not really good at shaving.

Last week, after seeing the Dollar Shave Club pop up in my Twitter feed about half a dozen times, I decided to give it a try. This was a bit odd for me. Why was this odd? Well, because I don't really shave often. In fact, I try not to shave at all. Sure I trim and keep things neat, but I think my face looks silly without any facial hair on it (see pictures below for examples). While not having the need or desire to shave often, I decided to join the club to see what all the fuss was about, plus, I figured I'd go clean shaven for the month of June, since it's hot and stuff.

I should say that after I posted that I had joined  the club, I got a lot of folks writing me back and asking me to write about my experience, so here you are!

Everyone loves being a part of a club!

The club has a few different levels of membership. The base level is literally one dollar, as advertised. You do have to pay shipping and handling, but you get 5 2-blade cartridges sent to you every month, plus the shaver itself which you swap out the cartridges on. The second tier is a 4-blade razor, which you get 4 of per month. That level is $6/month but shipping is included and you get a better shaver which pivots real smooth. Tier 3, the final "fron-tier", is $9/month but you get 4 6-blade cartridges and a more fancy pants shaver. Signing up was relatively painless, you select the tier, input your preferred payment method and shipping address, and you're off to shave town!

I went with option number 2, because I'm neither fancy pants enough to get the 6-blade razor cartridges, nor do I trust myself enough while shaving to use two blade, so I decided the mid-tier was perfect for me. I also opted for Dr. Carver's Shave Butter. Mainly because I had no shaving cream and I enjoyed the idea of a butter for my face (I'm a big Paula Dean fan).

My first package! Yummy shave butter.

I got my package about 3 days after joining the club (not including the weekend), which seemed pretty darn speedy. The box was adorable and had some little membership cards and funny placards inside of it, which I really appreciate. A sense of humor is essential when starting an online business, at least one that specializes in funny ads and sending shaving gear to the masses, and these guys have a lot of it. My favorite little quip was on the back of the cartridges, "Patent law is dull, your razor shouldn't be". Nice.

The original Dollar Shave Club commercial.

So how was the actual shave? Well, like I said earlier, I'm not that great at it. It started out fine, but ended in a bloody mess. I half expected this, but I had forgotten just how much the face actually bleeds when you slice it with a sharp (very sharp) razor. For seasoned shavers this will be no problem. They'll get a close shave with minimal blood loss, and they'll love the product and feel of the blade and shaft. I found myself enjoying it as well, liking just how smooth my face felt after each stroke, though I was trying to work around the Quentin Tarantino-esque river of horror running down my face.

So here's the pictures (I didn't post the graphic ones, you're welcome):

The handle/shaft/whatever-you-all-it and razors.

Patent law IS dull.

Before - pretty beard face.

After (so smooth) - Also, holy crap, look at that honker.
(Wait a minute Yev, you lost the shirt...oooh la la!
Yes, too much blood!)

Slightly After-after.

Next Day...notice the cuts.

Is the Dollar Shave Club just for men? No, absolutely not. The razors are so good that they'll work for women, or on any part of the body. Something that the Dollar Shave Club mentions and tries to remind folks of. They even go so far as to say that it's the last time you'll need to buy any razors, and for $6 or $9/month you could share and never run out again.

They do have a new "just for men" product though. Buttwipes. They were announced this morning and I'm keen to add them to my next order.

Buttwipes!

I'm not good at shaving. This might be for a variety of reasons. My childhood left me with a series of scars on my face, and usually they aren't noticeable, since I'm wrapped in beardy stubble. When shaving it turns out that you have to be really careful around scars. This is a fact I shall now take with my on my next shaving adventure later on this week as I continue down my clean shaven June.

Stay tuned for my review of the Dollar Shave Club Buttwipes and comment/share/like if you enjoyed the read!