Shrek Forever After - Review

The final Shrek movie was a great send off for all of the characters that I have loved throughout the years. It seemed that all of the characters made it out, except for maybe Prince Charming and the Fairy Godmother, although they did get a bit of a shout-out at the very end credit screens (which was a nice touch). In fact the closing credits did a great job of bringing the Shrek epic to a close, with some of the best scenes from the previous films.

Instead of adding in additional random characters (Prince Artie) and building the story around them like in Shrek the Third, the fourth Shrek movie goes back to basics. Mainly, Shrek (Mike Meyers) does something stupid, and has to spend a good portion of the film trying to undo his ridiculous mistakes. As always there's a moral, this time it's "appreciate what you have when you have it, because you 'don't know what you got 'til it's gone'". After Shrek gets sent to an alternate reality by this movies Lord Farquaad, Rumpelstiltskin (Walt Dohrn), he has to reunite and win over his old friends all over again. The new relationships between Donkey (Eddie Murphy), Puss (Antonio Banderas), and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) really makes this movie pop. It's great to see the gang get to know each other all over again in this alternate reality, and its interesting to see how Fiona interacts with Shrek in a world where he didn't save her from her castle parapet.

The film is great, the story is so-so, the voice acting is fantastic as always, and even the 3-D doesn't go overboard and gives just enough depth to the film to really add something to the style without being an annoying eyesore. Overall this gets a 3.5/5 from me. I recommend seeing it, and in 3-D if possible. It's not the best movie in the series but it definitely does bring about a fairy tale ending to one of the most beloved animated franchises of all time.

Iron Man 2 - Review!

I know this is a bit late, but this week's been busy! Iron Man 2...awesome movie. That's pretty much all I need to say about the movie. If you enjoyed the 1st one, you will enjoy this one. Robert Downey Jr. comes back as the playboy turned weapon, Tony Stark and Gwyneth Paltrow is back as Pepper Potts his assistant turned CEO. Jon Favreau is back as his assistant Happy and in role of Rhodie is Terra....Don Cheadle! Oh, Mickey Rourke and Scarlett Johansson are also in here as Ivan Vanko and the Black Widow respectively.

The movie follows the rise of the Iron Man weapon and is more or less a vehicle for Robert Downey Jr. to play his former self, an egotistical schmoozer with an attitude problem. Throughout the movie Tony Stark attempts to perfect his suit, while alienating his friends and ending up all alone and in a donut. Luckily, with some help from his long dead father (in the form of video clips from the past), he discovers a way to rid himself of the poison his arc reactor has been spreading through his body, and making Iron Man even more power, all while sparring with Ivan Vanko who, using his father's schematics and Justin Hammer's (Sam Rockwell) money, has developed his own portable arc reactor and Whiplash suit.The movie climaxes at the Stark Expo, where every year, the greatest scientific minds unveil their cool new gadgets (kind of like the World's Fair, or CES).

As far as I'm concerned this easily gets a 4.5 out 5 stars. I hesitate to give a perfect score because while the movie flows great and is paced very well, the story takes a bit of a backseat to the characters. I don't really think this is that much of an issue, I never came in to Iron Man or Iron Man 2 expecting to be emotionally moved, that's what The Dark Knight and The Watchmen are for. This movie is all about taking what made the first one a success, humor, explosions, chemistry between the actors, and a really cool super hero, and turns it all the way to 11.

I would definitely recommend seeing this, and if you haven't seen the first one, go out and rent it, you won't regret it! At the very least these are fun action movies with cool characters and plenty of humor to keep anyone entertained!

The Losers - Review: Loserific!

Unfortunately, I didn't get to see The Losers until a week after it came out, but boy am I glad that I did get to see it. This is one of those rare movies that comes out of nowhere and surprises the crap out of you. All I knew about The Losers was that it's based on a graphic novel, and that it starred Chris Evans (as Jensen). There was a whole lot more to it than that...

The story is fairly simple. Clay (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), Roque (Idris Elba), Pooch (Columbus Short), and Cougar (Oscar Jaenada, who looks like Justin Long with a musketeer 'stache) are soldiers on a mission in Central America. Through a couple twists and turns, they get left for dead and must try to find a way back to the United States to find Max (Jason Patric) and show 'em what it means to double cross The Losers! Along the way they pick up Aisha (Zoe Saldana) who help them achieve their goal as she is also after Max (he's a bad, but really dapper and oddly likable dude).

Without giving away spoilers there are some twists and turns, but the story isn't really what makes the movie pop, it's the way The Losers clan interacts with each other. You can really tell that everyone had a great time making this movie, the crew all gets along well, the jokes pop, and it kind of feels like a buddy cop comedy a la Beverly Hills Cop. That's a pretty odd reference to make, but the way the crew feeds off each other kinda reminds me of how Foley, Rosewood, and Taggart had their adventures and mishaps.

I'd recommend this as a great weekday movie, since the weekends are going to be full of blockbusters from now until September, you might not want to miss those new ones, but this is definitely a movie you shouldn't miss. 4 out of 5 stars from me for humor, action, and a kick-ass, gritty hotel fight sequence that rivals the mess-the-house-up Mr. and Mrs. Smith sequence.

A Nightmare on Elm St. (now with Jackie Earle Haley)

So, I got to see this opening night and I have to say that it's not very terrible. I went into this film with pretty low expectations, apart from Jackie Earle Haley (taking over the role of Freddie Kruger from Robert Englund, who's played the character since its inception, and who looks more and more like Ben Kinglsey [see pictures]), who I really do like in most of his new roles. There are really no other notable actors here other than Clancy Brown, who's name you don't know but who's face and voice you'll recognize. The actors playing the kids in the movie are new to me, except Thomas Dekker, who played John Connor on Fox's Sarah Connor Chronicles.

The story has been changed this time around and instead of a *spoilers* creepy guy who was "wrongfully" murdered and is taking his revenge by killing his murderers children, into a child molester tormenting the kids that he assaulted...hurray! While it takes a bit for the movie to reveal this intriguing little plot point, when it was divulged I was immediately turned off. A Freddie who is seeking revenge by killing kids makes sense in my mind, while a sexual deviant Freddie who is just trying to further destroy the lives of the kids he once molested just did not compute.

Apart from that the movie is actually fairly scary. If you like the "popping out of darkness and going 'boo'" type of horror movies that have become fairly commonplace lately. The plot is pretty simple, teenagers get stalked and killed in their dreams by Freddie and if they get hurt or killed in dreamland, they get hurt or killed in real life, and in order to escape the horror they must somehow get him into the real world and kill 'em.

As far as remakes and reimaginigs go, this one's OK. I much preferred Rob Zombie's Halloween, but that being said it's much better than the new Friday the 13th movie, and is better than some of the original stuff coming out now...here's looking at you Midnight Meat Train.

This movie deserves a 3 out 5 for being better than average at scaring the audience, but for horror with story I'll stick with the Saw franchise. I'd recommend renting A Nightmare on Elm St. and watching it with your significant other on the couch, but there's no reason to rush to the theater to check it out.